December 2011
185 posts
When your parents cancel your plans. →
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“fine then.”
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Watchwaywardwindd:
beautiful
Andy: You make my soul feel like it's eating chocolate cake YUMYUMYUMYUMYUMYUM
Old Lady: I don't think you need chocolate cake you're so fat you need to lose weight
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze